Big tip of the hat to GQ for finding and posting this today.
This house, has 5 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms.
This house, is 12,530 square feet.
This house, has 280 degree views of pretty much all of Los Angeles.
It has all the amenities and all of the fixings and the gym and wine cellar, and massage room, and theatre room and huge subterranean garage and everything else one could want.
Here is the description of the house from Trulia:
9133 Oriole Way This sexy contemporary masterpiece is perched atop the premier Bird Street, Oriole Way, in the star-studded neighborhood at the 50yard line of Beverly Hills & West Hollywood, just minutes from Rodeo Drive, Soho House & the legendary Sunset Strip. 280~ views from downtown to the ocean and everything in between. Close the doors behind you to enter serenity; this is your own private island off the Sunset Strip, an entertainer’s dream to host any one of your exclusive events. A 4-yr project that spared not a single expense. The home features the finest stone, marble, wood, & state of the ar…t Crestron smart home technology. Complete w/ a gym, spa, theater, 2000sq.ft. master, wine cellar, oversized subterranean garage to store exotic cars, and offered fully furnished w/ world-class d~cor by IN-EX showroom. Walls of glass disappear. Large grassy lawn, full outdoor kitchen, fire pits, & saltwater infinity pool against the LA skyline. Don’t wait, this home is irreplaceable.
This house, costs $32.something million dollars.
This house, has a trailer.
This house, is wonderful.
This house, has this view.
So, I know where this house is. Exactly. Its about 20 minutes from my apartment (everything is 20 minutes from here) but its still crazy to me that there is a 4 minute music video to sell a $38 million dollar crib about 20 minutes from my apartment.
Here is the other thing, in reality, its maybe just a 20 minute drive but it’s about a billion miles away.
And this is one of the funny things to me about where I live and the life that I live here where I am at. The infinity pools attached to $38 million dollar houses overlooking Sunset and all of Los Angeles with girls in maxi’s and partying and teaching each other the cat-daddy, I know exist, and we know they exists, but its all just a completely different life that we are in.
* By the way, this isnt the only trailer for a house. The seller who made this video has an entire youtube page and there is a lot of heat on his page.
Here is the actual website / listing for 9133 Oriole Way.