Chrissy Teigen is the Perfect Woman. That’s all.

* She instagrammed this today, and it just got me thinking….

No way. Be still my heart.Chrissy Teigen

…..Seriously. She’s perfect.

Check her out on twitter. Or instagram. Or a random sports show. Or her own cooking show. Or in an interview. Or in a magazine. Or anywhere, anyplace, any time. … and try and prove me wrong.

If you can, I will give you something.

* By the way… I was in Thailand for a couple of weeks last month, and I was going all over the place looking for a Chrissy Teigen hoping to convince her to come with me to America and live the dream. There wasn’t another CT out there.